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the king of spam

Ok… this spam that just arrived in my inbox is actually rather amusing:

Congratulations!!! You’ve been selected to receive a Free collectible Elvis Figurine!!

You are a preferred customer at Free Gift Club and have been awarded a free collectible Elvis Figurine - but as of today it remains unclaimed.

This gift is reserved for you only and will be held for the next 48 hours.

We hope to give you adequate time to claim this product.

Please confirm your address to receive this collectible Elvis Figurine

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mint 190 banner image adapted from Lovely vintage Mercedes photo by June Shieh (misocrazy), cc Attribution 2.0